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CONFESSIONS OF A STRIP CLUB MANGER
The women are plentiful. The money’s good, too.

THE LOOKER INTERVIEWS JULIE STRAIN
She’s more than a mega-vixen.

REVENGE AND HOW TO GET IT
Don’t get mad. Get even.

HOW CHICKS MANIPULATE YOU
Fight back…or suffer for life.

HINDSIGHT
Stupid questions and idiotic ideas from readers who have far too much time on their hands. You can also buy any issues you missed.

STARWATCH
That’s Cameron Diaz, one of Charlie’s Angels. She has a hot body, but a stinkin’ face, and that makes her one of our top 10 butterfaces in Hollywood. Also, check out who’s over 50 and still hot.

PINKY &THE MAJOR
This time, Pinky’s holding a household staff meeting. As you probably already guessed, there’s plenty of nudity.

PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN
A day in the life of a sex professional.

SIN CITY: BANGKOK
You’ll want to stay for the rest of your life.

LINGERIE BOWL 2004
Better than the Super Bowl. Like that’s a feat.

REAL OR FAKE?
A point/counterpoint of utmost importance.

FROM SIDIDDY TO P. DIDDY
It’s all about the clothes. Clothes get the hoes.

XTREME CARS,XTREME CHICKS
The sexy, showy, world of the Fast and The Furious.

BOOBS AND BULLETS
The sexy, out-there pinup art of Ricky Carralero.

THE PERFECT FUCK POLL
Because we’re a sensitive bunch of SOBs, we asked.

TANTRA FOR POON
Make believe you’re spiritual and get all you want.

ORAL SEX 101
You need to know how to handle a chick who’s doing it all wrong.

THE QUEST FOR SUPER COCK
He wanted to make his bigger, so he turned to modern technology. He should have just prayed.

FIND YOUR DOMINATRIX
For the guy who likes to get whipped and treated like crap, here’s how to find your dream woman.

MR. SKIN’S TURKEY SHOOT
Who asked to see these actresses naked? Not us, that’s for sure, as the master of celebrity skin rounds up the top 10 “thanks but no thanks” scenes in movie history.

TRIALS OF A HIRSUTE MAN
It’s not so easy being a guy with a hairy back. And a hairy chest. And hairy arms. And hairy everything else. Plus, lots of funny shit.

HOLLA BACK
Do blacks really have more fun? Not if that means getting pulled over for driving while black. But if you’re talking about banging white chicks, like O.J. does, then it’s good to be a bro.

LETHAL LANGUAGE
If you’ve ever wondered how to say, “Your mother copulates with reindeer” in Finnish, go here. If you haven’t, there’s always the great Dick Boy.

You don’t want to see any of the old, ugly chicks in this issue’s column, so here’s another look at Phoebe Cates from my No. 1 celebrity nude movie ever, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

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